Brawling Advise

Rule #1: I highly recommend carrying a giant piece of Laffy Taffy in your pocket so you can have the most coveted weapon when you're about to brawl out.







Rule #2: Always pay attention to every angle because you never know when your "super intense power growl" won't intimidate the guy to your right.







Rule #3: Above all else ... never, ever, ever leave your bits and pieces unprotected.

Shoot Bottle Rockets Out of Your Sunroof While Driving 90 MPH.

Road trips with two single twenty-something guys is always a recipe for disaster. Especially when the two afore mentioned spent the entire weekend shooting shotguns, listening to country music and driving giant SUV's. First and foremost anyone who is anyone knows that guys don't make stops for the bathroom. We just grab the gatorade bottle and let loose. I kind of figured the only thing left to do with the excess bottles was buy bottlerockets and fire them off.

Sidenote: A word to the wise ... DO NOT fire the bottlerockets into oncoming traffic ... that's just bad form.