Apparently, I am a bum!

When one enters a Denny's, Dee's or a Village Inn you expect a certain level of service and ... shall I say patronage?! However when I set out to eat at my local Village Inn I never expected what I was about to endure. First and foremost let me just tell you how much I already feel like a bum. My car is broken down, my cell phone is off due to a past due amount, and I am wondering how I am going to pay the rent. Typical. So about two minutes after being seated my girlfriend takes leave to freshen up and I am left sitting to ponder where my rent is going to come from. As I am deep in thought a homeless man walks up to me and asks me, "Where are you sleeping tonight?" Talk about a reality check! I need a damn hair cut.