I've come to a conclusion... Life is not necessarily like a box of chocolates. I believe it's more like a pocket full of chocolates. It sits, forgotten, in your pocket until it melts. Sadly, the end result is it looks like you pooped your pants and everyone laughs at you. The up side, you can really freak out those people who laugh at you by dipping your fingers into your pocket and licking them.
Sidenote: Be careful of pocket lint.
